Its 3am and I can’t sleep, so what do I do? Come down stairs to play on the internet.
After about 10 minutes I’ve looked at every site I can think of (Not many people on Facebook at 3am.) I’m desperate and curiosity is eating my conscious. So I decide to watch the New Moon movie premier. BUT let me clarify one vital fact: Yes, I was once a Twilight fan, I admit, I attended the Breaking Dawn book release with my Edward shirt and all. But after watching Twilight…. No more. Twilight the movie KILLED my Twilight obsession. Not only did it kill, it chopped its head off and diced it into a million pieces, that’s how bad the movie was. Don’t believe me? Just ask Dusty, he’ll act it out better than Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattenson. (His favorite part was the diamond skin)
Anyway, so I’m watching the New Moon premiere and I start thinking….Daaaang, Jacob looks pretty darn good! Maybe….. MAYBE even better than Edward.
Now before you come banging on my door with burning torches in hand, let me explain:
Book Edward vs. Movie Edward = two TOTALLY different people
Book Edward is the best boyfriend a girl could want – Gentlemen, Sexy, Sweet, Rich, Funny, and very Articulate.
Movie Edward - can’t decide between an English accent and a British accent. Plus the whole scrunchy/pouty face that looks like he’s about to burst into tears just doesn’t do it for me. Plus his diamond skin looks like glitter spray paint. (I wouldn't show that off buddy.)
With that said, Musclicous (not to be confused with Flexalicious, JB) Movie Jacob is very tempting. And it appears that he may be shirtless for the majority of the movie… Nice!
***Also important note, Short Hair Jacob = WAY better than Long Hair Jacob… No thank you stringy man hair.
Exhibit A:
Notice the sad, I'm going to cry face.
Pasty boy - your wash board abs don’t do it for me anymore.
Exhibit B:
Who doesn't like a boy with a tan?
Now that is one good looking wolf boy.
I am well aware that I may completely regret this blog in the morning, once I’ve overcome my sleep deprived comma.
As tribute to my husband, I am well aware these are fictional characters, as are my fictional feelings of attraction for them
7 comments:
Even though you may regret this post, I enjoyed it! It was very enlightening, okay, it was down right FUNNY! :)
hahahahahaha!!!!!!! you crack me up anna! but how can you hate twilight now?!?! yes the movie was a little (ok maybe a lot) cheesy but arent you excited for the movie to come out?
I agree: Jacob is looking pretty tasty. This post cracked me up.
Ha ha, I must agree on all counts! Go Team Jacob! you would like "twilight the musical" check it out on youtube (something to do at 3 am...) part 2 is my favorite
I totally agree! Movie Jacob is H.O.T. But I'm also not an Edward fan (movie and book versions). There, I said it. People will probably yell at me. But I can't help it. I think he's controlling. Jacob is sweet and sensitive and there's no danger if you receive a laceration in his presence.
I haven't see the previews but I have always been a Jacob fan. I was never very excited when I found out Robert Pattison was Edward. He just wasn't the same as my imagination Edward. We just watched Twilight again the other night and Jason and I both agreed we needed to read the books again because it offered so much more....
You crack me up! I do have to say that the Twilight movie was a major disappointment. And if anything comes of New Moon (yes I am excited for it) it will be that Jacob certainly did grow up nicely. And that is all I can really say about him since I am almost twice the age of the actor! I will make sure that my JB Flexilicious husband reads this.
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